Tag: apocalypse

Now…before I even get started on what I’d put in my zombie crate – some of ya’ll are probably wondering…

“Who the hell are ManCrates.com Mike?!”

Well…they’re this super, sick company that ships awesome gifts to men – but wait – these aren’t just gifts in a UPS box. These gifts arrive in a WOODEN CRATE! You have to use a freaking CROW BAR to open them!! How sweet is that?! You have to check out their site. It’s too cool for school.

So now…some of ya’ll are probably wondering…

“How did they find you Mike?!”

Well…from my podcasts. Yep. My FEAR THE WALKING DEAD and THE WALKING DEAD podcasts. Have you heard them yet?! Check them out when you can – I don’t do them by myself – I’ve got a crew! 🙂 We just love talking these shows.

OK! OK! Enough of that – lets talk about my crate. What would “I” put in my Man Crate Zombie Survival Crate.

1. Rambo Knife
2. Katana Sword – like Michonne in The Walking Dead
3. First Aid Kit
4. A Survival Slingshot
5. Cans of Tuna and other non-perishable canned food.
6. Duct Tape – I love this stuff!
7. Hatchet
8. Fishing Gear
9. Firestarter Kit
10. M16 with ammo

Well…I think that’s it. I think it’s a pretty sweet list. Don’t you? What would YOU put in your zombie survival crate?!

Also, don’t forget to check out ManCrates.com – they have some sweet gifts for men (and maybe women) – – including…YES…several zombie survivor kits!